LOL - these just tickle my funny bone!
My dh: Imperial Majesty Jeffery the Sentient of Pigotts Sty
Half-Pint: Milady the Most Honourable MacKenzie the Charming of Bow under Bumpstead
Fratello Maggiore : His Grace Lord Anthony the Intractable of Much Madness upon Avon
Fratello Piccolo: His Most Noble Lord Adam the Euphonious of Fiddlehope in the Marsh